Wednesday, November 03, 2004

so you won...

I just wanted to officially declare the bandwagon full as I am the last one on. Bosox, Pats, G-Dub, and me...all winners. So there you have it, ball-suckin' liberals.
I look forward to four years of your witty retorts and that charming smile. I look forward to your totally hot daughter Jenna being on TV more as she teaches those inner city criminals in the making how to read and hopefully less coverage of the other one. I look forward to seeing all of Cheney's completely badass self( I mean, dude, the shackles are off). I look forward to seeing just how christian crusade-esque we get up on the muslims (fuck them, fuckers...They should've picked Jesus 'cuz he is a winner). I look forward to you telling me what god told you last night in a dream and then you telling me how you and JC are so BFF. I look forward to Cheney's lesbian daughter getting on with Portia DeRossi or some other hot lesbian b/c she is so famous now. I look forward to Laura being all demure and hopefully enabling all women to understand that they are important for sex and listening but not opinions. I look forward to having Social Security coming out of my check as I obviously I am not using it. I look forward to Karl Rove being named to People Magazine's 50 most beautiful list as his genius will finally be appreciated. I look forward to you totally sticking it to the liberal faggots even tho you actually didn't mention any new plans for the next 4 years (-Note to Rove, Get on that-).
I just wanted to say thanks for forgiving me for doubting you as obviously "you da man". I just hope you find some cool stuff to help Rush out b/c um...you guys won, like big.

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